Did You Hear About The Newfie That Sat Home Crying Because Her Husband Was Out Shooting Crap, And She Didn't Know How To Cook It.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Sat home crying because her
husband was out shooting crap, and she didn't know how to cook it.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant twice because she blew the both of them.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought bees hum because they don't know the words.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game.
Did you hear about the woman who hates her husband so much that she closes her eyes during intercourse because she doesn't want to see him enjoying himself.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Lost his girl friend because he couldn't remember where he had laid her.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who went flyfishing and came home with a seven pound bluebottle.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend 'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily.