Did You Hear About The New Breakfast Cereal Called Queerios.
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
You simply add milk and they eat each other.
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Swingers".
They don't go snap, crackle, or pop; they just lie there and go bang, bang, bang....
Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.
Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
It's called BANG AMERICARD....
Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called Head and Boulders.
Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use. It is called DecaDent.
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? ... Seats 500.
Did you hear that a new airline linking Geneva with Milan, Rome and Naples is to be called Genitalia.