Did You Hear About The Marriage Of The Dipsomaniac And The Nymphomaniac.

Did You Hear About The Marriage Of The Dipsomaniac And The Nymphomaniac.

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Did you hear about the marriage of the dipsomaniac and the
nymphomaniac. it was nip and f--k all the way.

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