Did You Hear About The Imaginative California Nun Who Claimed That Her Pregnancy Was San Andreas' Fault.

Did You Hear About The Imaginative California Nun Who Claimed That Her Pregnancy Was San Andreas' Fault.

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Did you hear about the imaginative California nun who claimed
that her pregnancy was San Andreas' fault.

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Did you hear about the nun who was two monks behind in her period.
I didn't do it! It's really San Andreas' fault!
Did you hear about the man who never worried about his marriage until he moved from New York to California and discovered that he still had the same milkman.
Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
Did you hear about the semiliterate streetwalker who unwittingly approached a plainsclothesman.
Her proposition ended with a sentence....
Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker: WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU!
Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.
-- Murphy's Law No. 42...