Did You Hear About The Guy Who Was So Well Endowed That He Had A Fiveskin.
Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had
Did you hear about the guy who died from snorting saccharine? Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.
Did you hear about the Army noncom who had stripes tattooed on his penis so he could pull rank.
Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
Did you hear about the guy who couldn't find his way to the orgy -- you might say he lost his ball bearings.
Did you hear about the guy who was an incurable romantic until penicillin came along.
Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
Did you hear about the old rabbi who has performed so many circumcisions that he's popularly known as Max the Knife.
Did you hear about the sultan who had ten wives, nine of them had it soft.