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• Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
• Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
• Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
• Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant twice because she blew the both of them.
• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
• Did you hear about the girl who left the promotional orgy at the Sex Device Manufacturers' Convention with a vague feeling of unease.
  She didn't know what was eating her....
• Did you hear about an inexperienced stenographer who discovered that she could lose a lot more than letters behind the files.
• Did you hear about the secretary that got fired because she had one too mini.
• Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker: WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU!