Did You Hear About The Fellow Who Got Ten Years For Pumping Ethyl Behind The Station.
Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for pumping
ethyl behind the station.
Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start procrastinating but never got around to it.
Did you hear that bookstores will soon be stocking a volume called "The Unsensuous Census Taker".
It's about a guy who comes once every ten years....
Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze.
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
Did you hear about the nun who was two monks behind in her period.
Did you hear about the sultan who had ten wives, nine of them had it soft.
Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register of particularly accommodating girls.
He refers to it as his blew book....
Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator who got off between floors.