Did You Hear About The Fellow Who Bought His Wife A Gold Coil.
Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold
coil...he had always wanted to come into wealth.
Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze.
Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
Did you hear about the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea.
Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register of particularly accommodating girls.
He refers to it as his blew book....
Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a grocery store, because they had free delivery.
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
He baptized one and kept the other as a control....
Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.