Did You Hear About The Dissatisfied Transplant Patient Who Demanded That The Surgeon Replace His Brand-new Penis.
Did you hear about the dissatisfied transplant patient who
demanded that the surgeon replace his brand-new penis. It seems that
it rejected his hand.
Did you hear about the Army noncom who had stripes tattooed on his penis so he could pull rank.
Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.
Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called Head and Boulders.
Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.
Did you hear about the man who never worried about his marriage until he moved from New York to California and discovered that he still had the same milkman.
Did you hear about the careless contortionist who accidentally swallowed his pride.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?
Did you hear about the absent-minded exhibitionist who was arrested for exposing his whatchamacalit.
Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.