Did You Hear About The Careless Contortionist Who Accidentally Swallowed His Pride.
Did you hear about the careless contortionist who accidentally
swallowed his pride.
Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.
Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
Did you hear about the loner who gave up his solitary vice for Lent -- except on Palm Sunday.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?
Did you hear about the absent-minded exhibitionist who was arrested for exposing his whatchamacalit.
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
Did you hear about the jealous black activist who suspected that his wife was involved in some honkie-panky.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.