Did You Hear About The Basketball Player Who Was So Tall That His Girlfriend Had To Go Up On Him.
Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that
his girlfriend had to go up on him.
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend 'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily.
Did you hear about the Army noncom who had stripes tattooed on his penis so he could pull rank.
Did you hear that Woody Allen's girlfriend is pregnant with his next girlfriend?
Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
Did you hear about the loner who gave up his solitary vice for Lent -- except on Palm Sunday.
Did you hear about the old gentleman who had a massive stroke -- it is what made him popular at Sun City orgies.