Did You Hear About The Ambitious Secretary Who Walked Into Her Boss's Office And Demanded A Salary On Next Week's Advance.
Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her
boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.
Did you hear about the window washer who scared the boss right out of his secretary.
Did you hear about the young thing who is fondly known to the men in the office as Secretariat -- not because she's a good secretary but because she's a wonderful mount.
Did you hear about the freeloving secretary who says two martinis usually make her feel like a new man.
Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.
Did you hear about the drunken midget who walked into a home for girls and kissed everybody in the joint.
Did you hear about the dissatisfied transplant patient who demanded that the surgeon replace his brand-new penis.
It seems that it rejected his hand....
Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
Did you hear about the secretary that got fired because she had one too mini.
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.