Remember, God Always Leaves The Porch Light On. Anon.
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Remember, God always leaves the porch light on.
Semper Gumby (always flexible) -- Anon.
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project....
Virtue is not always rewarded nor evil punished. -- Anon.
Never assume, seldom deny, always distinguish. -- Ano
Wind to thy wings. Light to thy path. Dreams to thy heart. -- Anon.
Explaining the unknown by means of the unobservable is always a perilous business. -- Anon.
And then God said, No, a BUD light!
Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
The middle one is my house. Someone must've left the porch light on....
Always run a yellow light.