We Are Unable To Announce The Weather. We Depend On Weather Reports From The Airport, Which Is Closed, Due To Weather.
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We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from
the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to
give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather.
-- Arab News report
I get the news I need on the weather report.
BAROMETER: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
And now for the weather, which is every bit as yucky as the news.
What's all our knowledge worth? We don't even know what the weather will be tomorrow.
-- Berthold Auerbach...
The weather is the part of this planet's career that we can notice in our back yards.
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Wherever and whenever you go on vacation, the natives will shake their heads and say, "It's such a shame you weren't here last week when the weather was beautiful.
We hardly ever have weather this bad....