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Handy Guide To Modern Science (1) If It's Green Or It Wriggles, It's Biology.
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Handy Guide to Modern Science
(1) If it's green or it wriggles, it's biology.
(2) If it stinks, it's chemistry.
(3) If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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If it doesn't work, it's physics....
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