Just A Word Of Advice...but When I Find Myself Taking Life ( Or Any Of The People In It) A Bit Too Seriously.

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Just a word of advice...but when I find myself taking life ( or any of the
people in it) a bit too seriously...I try to picture Cindy Crawford sitting
on the toilet grunting out a battleship-sized turd..
...by the time I quit giggling, everything is fine.
--Zane The Dookie