And The Current Upsets Your Boa
Quotations - Anonymous
And the current upsets your boat
When the tides of life turn against you, And the current upsets your boat, Don't waste those tears on what might have bee
Just lay on your back and float. -- Art Carney (as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners)...
Eisenhower!! Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Get a shot off FAST! This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.
-- Lazarus Long...
You may be redneck... if your boat has not left the driveway in 5 years.
Your goose is cooked. (Your current chick is burned up too!)
The current cost of taxes = your penalty for voting for BILL & HILLARY
You will be successful in love. With someone other than your current partner.
LET Jesus be YOUR anchor! So when Satan rocks your boat, THROW Jesus overboard!
Let Jesus be your anchor! So when Satan rocks your boat, throw Jesus overboard!