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How Many Baseball Owners -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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-- How many
baseball owners
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they like being in the dark ages.
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None. They're never in the dark....
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None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
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