How Many Alt.folklore.urban Readers -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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-- How many
alt.folklore.urban readers
-- does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody
around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into
the Guinness Book of World Records.