Hello, This Is Sally's Microwave. Her Answering Machine Just Eloped With Her Tape Deck, So I'm Stuck Taking Her Calls.

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Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just
eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say,
if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just
hold it up to the phone.
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme