Hello. I'm Home Right Now But Cannot Find The Phone.
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please
leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call.
(Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers....
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone....
If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number.
.. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because......
This is Clovis' answering machine. Clovis is committing sodomy right now.
Please call back in an hour, when, I regret to inform you, you may receive the same message....
I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you....