A Husband Should Not Insult His Wife Publicly, At Parties.
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult
her in the privacy of the home.
-- James Thurber
All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.
-- James Thurbe...
Why do I have to have a bag on my head? In order, nin-com-poop, that she should believe you're her husband!
Why..did he use to wear a bag on his head? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Head...
For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme.
___. When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged him to do so....
He who puts up with insult invites injury. Jewish Proverb
A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
She developed a persistent troubled frown which gave her the expression of someone who is trying to repair a watch with his gloves on.
-- James Thurber (1894-1961)...
If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.
-- Arthur H. Boultbee (This is best applied to the statements of politicians and TV pundits.)...
if IsStolen(Tagline) then Insult(Thief)
IOP: Insult OPerato