Have You Heard The One About The Rabbi, The Goat And Bill Gates?
Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the goat and Bill Gates?
I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page fault!
?! Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that!...
An OS/2 professional visits a seminar for Windows 95.
During the practice lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What do you like about Windows95?...
Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
Bill Gates Passes Turing Test LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing.
I never would have expected this," Paxman said about the Gates AI program....
Have you heard about "Sophie's Choice" Potato Chips? They're small, but you can only take one.
Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a deal for you....
Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K...
Man 1: Should I finish college? Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?...
If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. -- Bill Gate