Happy As A Vampire In A Blood Bank.
Happy as a vampire in a blood bank.
cause they're Vampire Hookers, and blood is not all they suck!
-- from "Vampire Hookers", (theme song to "Vampire Hookers")...
Beware of the Vampire Jesus--He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!
I'm a vampire, and I've come to suck your blood! [His false fangs fall out and he crashes into the refrigerator] Oh!
[weakly] This cape is giving me a rash. -- Fearsome Vampire Abe, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, He follows a lifestyle we don't endorse, He drinks the blood of a sheep, by force, The vampire horse, Count Ed!
At a blood bank: "Donate now! Don't let us be caught with our pints down!".
SMILEY :-[ vampire
Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
Tomorrow, he could be smoking!...
Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all night drinking blood.
Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies....