A hillbilly boy married a hillbilly girl and went on a honeymoon. They were
supposed to stay two weeks, but they didn't stay two weeks, they stayed one
The next day the hillbilly boy came back up to his pappy's cabin. His pappy
said, "Hey, boy, where's your woman?" He said, "I shot her, Paw." He said,
"You shot her? What fer?" The boy said, "She were a virgin, Paw." He said,
"I don't blame ya, boy, if she ain't good enough for her folks, she ain't
good enough for us!"
-- Dave Turner