God Told Me It's None Of Your Business. -- Jimmy Swagga
God told me it's none of your business.
-- Jimmy Swaggart
Jimmy Swaggart was considering cremation, but God spoke to him and he no longer entertains this idea.
God told him, "I'll take care of that when you get here....
If God told me to quit smoking, I'd say 'Mind your own business.' -- Mike Vera
Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
People ought to leave Jimmy Swaggart alone. On the other hand, Jimmy Swaggart ought to leave people alone.
Or something like that......
But God TOLD me to use a GOTO.
Jerry Falwell is haunted by the fear that someone, somewhere, is sending money to Jimmy Swaggart.
Bibliography is none of my business...
I DO want your money, because god wants your money! -- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo Man_