God Made Man. God Made Woman. And When God Found That Men Could Not Get Along With Women, God Invented Mexico.
God made man. God made woman. And when God found that men could not get
along with women, God invented Mexico.
-- Larry Storch
God is perfect, man is not. Man made beer, God made pot!
God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman. ADELA ROGERS St. JOHN
When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. -- George Elio
God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
--- or --- Man made God; all else is the work of integers....
By God, for a moment there, it all made sense...
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. -- Jewish Proverb