Girls Now Say What They Think. I Was With One The Other Night.
Girls now say what they think. I was with one the other night. Two in the
morning she told me to go to a sex clinic. Said I should ask for the
-- Mike Preminger
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
I always will remember -- I was in no mood to trifle
'Twas a year ago November -- I got down my trusty rifle I went out to shoot some deer And went out to stalk my prey -- On a morning bright and clear....
Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this.
I'm straight. Phoebe: Huuh. Duncan: Yeah, I know, I....
I hate discount stores. They're all deceptive. The way they advertise is misleading.
I spotted a sign, three o'clock in the morning. This is what the sign said...
When my freshman roommate at Cornell found out I was Jewish, she was, at her request, moved to a different room.
She told me she didn't think she had ever seen a Jew before....
The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
"What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
Burns: Smithers, guess what happened to me last night?
Smithers: I don't know, sir. You had sex with that old woman?...