For My Sister's 40th Birthday, I Sent Her A Singing Mammogram. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
-- [Imitation] Steven Wright
Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex....
My ex-wife's a cat lover. I sent her a kzin for her birthday.
What are imitation rhinestones? -- Steven Wrigh
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -- Steven Wrigh...
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
-- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
o the tune of the Colonel Bogey March] Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa....
Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh