If you come to a fork in the road, take it. -- Yogi Berra
Success and Failure are a fork in the road. You choose.
How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork.
So tender you can cut it with a fork. -- Lorena Bobbi
You may be redneck... if your family tree doesn't fork.
Now Sally, don't you know you are not supposed to eat with your knife?
"Yes, Mother, but my fork leaks....
You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
You wouldn't believe what she can do with a carton of milk and a tuning fork!