Ever Notice How Irons Have A Setting For *permanent* Press?
Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it...
-- Steven Wright
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's not for sale. -- Steven Wrigh
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -- Steven Wrigh
I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -- Steven Wrigh...
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wrigh
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." -- Steven Wrigh