1. "I'm Down Here" 2. "Just Because I've Got Bells On My Shoes Doesn't Mean I'm A Sissy" 3.

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1. "I'm down here"
2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"
4. "I can get you off the naughty list"
5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"
6. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at
8. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"
9. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
10. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"
-- Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines