Do You Know How Far Pregnant You Are Right Now? I Will Be Three Months November 8th.

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Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
I will be three months November 8th.
Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
What were you and your husband doing at that time?
-- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Court"