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A Fast And Efficient Time-sharing System Isn't. -- Murphy's Ninth Law Of Programming
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A fast and efficient time-sharing system isn't.
-- Murphy's Ninth Law of Programming
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There is more than one way to crash a system. -- Murphy's Seventh Law of Programming
Murphy's Ninth Law Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
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When a computer is most needed it will break down. -- Murphy's Tenth Law of Programming
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All major bugs in a software project will turn up five minutes before it is due.
-- Murphy's Eleventh Law of Programming...
When a program is working perfectly the programmer will not know what the heck is going on.
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