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  Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie....
• Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
  He baptized one and kept the other as a control....
• Did you hear about the not too bright mother of 12 who was called upon to use her diaphragm so often that she kept it tacked to the headboard of her bed.
• Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.
• Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children? He just adored the platter of little feet...
• Did you hear about the Biblical straight-arrow who lived life as if there were no Gomorrah.
• Did you hear about the careless contortionist who accidentally swallowed his pride.
• Did you hear about the cynic who claims that "Xerox" never comes out with anything original.
• Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start procrastinating but never got around to it.