Did You Hear That Woody Allen's Girlfriend Is Pregnant With His Next Girlfriend?
Did you hear that Woody Allen's girlfriend is pregnant with his next
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend 'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
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Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a grocery store, because they had free delivery.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought his typewriter was pregnant because it missed a couple of periods.
Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass!