Did You Hear About The Shepherd Who Drove His Sheep Through Town And Was Given A Ticket For Making A Ewe Turn?
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town
and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?
Did you hear about the compulsive gambler who drove to Las Vegas, pulled up to a parking meter, put a dime in -- - and lost his car.
Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
Did you hear about the rumor that an FBI agent who was given task of shadowing a gay liberation leader has been summarily dismissed because he blew his assignment.
Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.
Did you hear about the swinger who has labelled his little black book "Future Shack".
Did you hear about the absent-minded exhibitionist who was arrested for exposing his whatchamacalit.
Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
Did you hear about the careless contortionist who accidentally swallowed his pride.
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.