Did You Hear About The Scientist Whose Wife Had Twins?
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized
one and kept the other as a control.
Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?
Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?...
Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a grocery store, because they had free delivery.
Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding" was meant to be birth control.
Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.
Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
Did you hear about the meanest man in the world didn't tell his wife he was sterile until she got pregnant.
Did you hear about the secretary that got fired because she had one too mini.