Did You Hear About The New Building Demolition Company? They Call Themselves "Ediface Wrecks".
Did you hear about the new building demolition company?
They call themselves "Ediface Wrecks".
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? ... Seats 500.
Did you hear about the wild office Christmas party in a completely automated company -- the computer got drunk and tried to undo the electric typewriter's ribbon.
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
You simply add milk and they eat each other....
Did you hear about the new rule at the girls' school. Lights out by ten, candles by eleven.
Did you hear that those new edible candy pants are about to be distributed in a male version -- with nuts of course.
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson commercial? In 6 years I'm going to Disneyworld!
Did you hear about the new resturant on the moon? Nice setting, but not a lot of atmosphere.
Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called Head and Boulders.