Did You Ever Walk Into A Room And Forget Why You Walked In?
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you
walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
-- Sue Murphy
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy...
Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to serve him.
Nasrudin said, First things first. Did you see me walk into your shop?...
Doctor: You need glasses. Patient: How did you know?
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....
A man walked into a haberdashery and said to the owner, "Did you just see me come in?
The owner replied, "Yes, sir, I did." "Ahhhh!" the man said....
I read an article in a magazine: women 49 years old having their first child.
Forty-nine! I couldn't think of a better way to spend my golden years....
The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter.
One of them says to the other, "How do you like that. Pay toilets!" -- Dave Sta...