Database Manager - A Program That Allows The User To Manipulate Data In Every Conceivable Way Except The Absolutely Essential One He Or She Conceives Of The Day After Entering 20 Megabytes Of Raw Data.

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Database Manager - A program that allows the user to manipulate data in every
conceivable way except the absolutely essential one he or she conceives
of the day after entering 20 Megabytes of raw data.
-- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue