Dan Quayle May Not Have Been Wanted By His Parents, Who Kept Asking Him, After He Was Born, Why He Was Not More Like Gertrude.
Dan Quayle may not have been wanted by his parents, who kept asking him,
after he was born, why he was not more like Gertrude. Gertrude died at
Egotist: A man who thinks that if he hadn't been born, people would have wondered why.
-- Dan Po...
Vice President Dan Quayle says he never really wanted to be a Republican, he just wanted to live like one.
Two weeks after I was born my mother tried to have an abortion .
.. When you're not wanted they never like you. All I heard when I grew up wa...
Dan Quayle, in April 1991, was concerned that his advisors may be getting out of touch with 'Real Americans.
' In order to combat this, he suggested that they read People magazine....
A fellow bought a new car, a Nissan, and was quite happy with his purchase.
He was something of an animist, however, and felt that the car really ought to have a name....
Okay, I won't open it until then -- Vice President Dan Quayle after having been presented with an empty box that was to contain a gift from a sailing team in South America.
He was told that the gift was not ready yet, but that it would be presented to him when they arrived in the United States....
There was a young man of Cape Horn Who wished he had never been born, And he wouldn't have been If his father had seen That the end of the rubber was torn.
Let me say it one more time. It is ill-rel-e-vant.
-- Senator Dan Quayle testily responding to repeated questions about his parents' involvement in the John Birch Society....
He did not mean to be cruel. If anybody had called him so, he would have resented it extremely.
He would have said that what he did was done entirely for the good of the country....