A Drunk Tried Several Times To Navigate A Revolving Door, But Finally Gave Up In Disgust.

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A drunk tried several times to navigate a revolving door, but finally gave
up in disgust. He wandered over to lean against a nearby lamppost. A man
came along the street and walked into the door. As it revolved, the other
side revealed a pretty girl stepping out. The drunk looked intently at her
and remarked, "It's a good trick, but I still don't see what the guy did
with his clothes!"
-- Victor Borge