Consult Guide About Towels A Towel Is The Most Useful Thing (besides The Guide) A Galactic Hitchhiker Can Have.

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A towel is the most useful thing (besides the Guide) a Galactic hitchhiker
can have. Its uses include travel, combat, communications, protection from
the elements, hand-drying and reassurance. Towels have great symbolic
value, with many associated points of honour. Never mock the towel of
another, even if it has little pink and blue flowers on it. Never do
something to somebody else's towel that you would not want them to do to
yours. And, if you borrow the towel of another, you MUST return it before
leaving their world.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy