CONSUL, N. In American Politics, A Person Who Having Failed To Secure And Office From The People Is Given One By The Administration On Condition That He Leave The Country.

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CONSUL, n. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure
and office from the people is given one by the Administration on
condition that he leave the country.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"