Confuse A Public Servant By Asking Exactly What They Mean By "height" On That Long Form.

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Confuse a public servant by asking exactly what they mean by
"height" on that long form. Ask them why they think "green" isn't a
valid answer for the "complexion" question.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.