China Under Chairman Deng: How To Survive! 1. Don't Think.

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China under Chairman Deng: How to Survive!

1. Don't think.
2. If you think, don't talk.
3. If you talk, don't write it down.
4. If you write it down, don't publish it.
5. If you publish it, don't sign it.
6. If you sign it, deny it at once.
7. If you deny it once, deny it again.
8. Claim your signature was faked!
9. Blame someone who forced you to publish it.
10.Say that you wrote it down at gun point, and it is not your thinking.