A Cup Of Your Best Hot Water With Brown Grit In It, Unless By Some Miracle Your Coffee Shop Has Started Selling Coffee.
A cup of your best hot water with brown grit in it, unless by some
miracle your Coffee Shop has started selling coffee.
-- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Ink and Incapability
Drink your coffee - there are people in India sleeping. -- Seen on a coffee cup
Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
Leaving already, Doctor? Not staying for your pentadigestory interludicules?
-- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. You're right. It is absurd....
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
-- Norm Crosby...
Split your coffee? Call a Chemist!
Damn fine coffee, and HOT!