Cause They're Vampire Hookers, And Blood Is Not All They Suck!
"... 'cause they're Vampire Hookers,
and blood is not all they suck!"
-- from "Vampire Hookers", (theme song to "Vampire Hookers")
It would suck to be a vampire.
Happy as a vampire in a blood bank.
Attack of the Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers!
Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
SMILEY :-[ vampire
I'm a vampire, and I've come to suck your blood! [His false fangs fall out and he crashes into the refrigerator] Oh!
[weakly] This cape is giving me a rash. -- Fearsome Vampire Abe, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Pushers and hookers and pimps... Oh my!