B: Well, I'll Tell You. I Just Got Myself A Paramour.
B: Well, I'll tell you. I just got myself a paramour.
A: A paramour??? At your age???
B: Sure. Why not at my age?
A: Well, what did your wife say?
B: My wife? Why should she care how I cut the grass?
Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Friday: Freeze. FBI: the jig is up. Abe: All right, I admit i
I am the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah! Goo goo....
Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
I think my wife may be getting somewhat overweight.
"Oh, how can you tell?" "Well, last night when she sat on my face, I couldn't hear the stereo....
Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....
If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
Mr. B: There is a wonderful girl's future at stake.
Homer: Well, if she's so wonderful, give her an A!...